Is it possible to have intercourse with a city? I know I talk about it all the time but god damn life in warm weather is always far superior to that of the cold blistery climate of Northern Canada. I made mention of the fact that I was heading to my new favorite place in Phoenix Arizona but I can honestly say that I dont fully appreciate how great it is until I actually get down here, people down here dont know how good they have it.
The past week has been an absolute blast, while I love sitting in the sun and all one has to get out and walk around so he doesn’t get pasted to the couch and have to have some poor soul come in and flip you over with a broom handle so you can get your back side washed or at the very least pee between the couch cracks.
What?
This past week I’ve been to Monday Night Football, the pool, golfing twice, and creep stared enough girls to be charged with a felony. I’ll say first and foremost that the Monday Night game was as exciting as anything the Oilers put forth in 06. Being Canadian some of you who have no care for football in this world will probably think of it as a stretch but the game unbelieveable and fans down here are more so passionate about football then we are of hockey. Oh did I mention the game came down to the last 4 seconds? Was back and forth, close, the Cards won, I witnessed a beauty fight on the concession, with the best part of all being the 20oz Bud Light Lime beers for 4 quarters. Truly a winning philosophy, the only thing missing in my NFL experience is rolling into the arena at 9am and tailgating till game time.
The last couple of days have been HOT. I’ve spent a couple of days at the pool showcasing my healthy computer glow which I’m quite proud to say I may have scared off some wildlife or at the very least alerted the International Space Station (yeah it was that bad). Just today I spent some time at a small course called Greyhawk in Scottsdale. Some of you may have heard of it, I believe the PGA was here about a month back for a stop, thankfully there are two courses and we wussed out and took the easier course of the two. I’ve had the privilege of golfing a lot of different courses in the past couple of years whether it be in Edmonton, Phoenix, Misquite, or Palm Springs but this course really ram rodded me up the rear. After having seen my club disappear when it sunk into the rough I realized that it was probably the worst set of out of bounds golfing I’ve had to endure in recent memory. I’d be willing to bet if it was the usual foursome of golf I roll with we’d all be shooting high scores with Naughty coming up the rear with an even keel 200.
Greyhawk golf course in Scottsdale
Im being generous Naughty.
Sadly it doesnt end. Next up is the jobing.com arena to watch Mrs. Champs Chicago Blackcocks (Matt’s Chicago Blackhawks) before hitting up the New York Giants and Arizona Cardinals this Sunday. Throw in some mention of my actual birthday and the question begins to weigh if I should stay down here for it or fly north to celebrate in the snow with all you yahoos (or by myself).
Unless of course some of you want to come celebrate down here I’d be all for that too?
Until next time kiddies.
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