This past weekend I was fortunate enough to spend most of my time watching and participating in Amateur sports, sadly though I am no longer the athletic beast I once was but I did have the privilege of hanging out with some pretty “special” individuals who were nice enough to show me the basics of what it takes to become a track and field star. They may not be as fast as Donovan Bailey or as good looking as Allison Stokke but they get top marks for trying.
Ok, the jist of the story is a select few of us turned out to be really lucky following Saturday Night’s U of A Golden Bears hockey game. The Bears took it into overtime after being down 3 to 0 and ended up winning to advance to the next round where I believe they’ll be playing those poops from out east in Saskatchewan. The real magic took place following the game, for some absurd reason we were trying to clear out from the Claire Drake to catch a cab to the Druid in downtown Edmonton but ended up stumbling across and eventually into the Butterdome .
I’m still not sure if we were allowed in but some nicer old lady gave us the wave to come in so we sure as hell stumbled (being the correct word as I think the majority of us drank to much U of A beers) onto the track. Pure magic proceeded shortly after as a small but intense track meet took place with the likes no one in this world will ever see again. Thankfully the best (and worst) moments we’re captured on video which you can of course see here.
The rest of the evening was planned on being spent at the Druid but as the case in most city bars it’s cooler to make it look busier then it actually is by having a huge lineup outside your bar, so instead of standing outside in the miserable wind we hooked it off to the bar across the street..level 2 or lever 2, I dont really remember, I just remember the heavy trance and the three girls who made some guy “lucky”, even though one girl had no problem ripping out the credit card and scraping a line of coke together in the midst of rubbing uglies, but I suppose thats just city girls being city girls….
Maybe someone can fill me in if this is a regular occurrence with younger girls these days? Gone are the days of women puking on you or in the bed to ruin the mood now they gotta be snorting lines? What a shame, oh well at least it makes for a good story.
Enjoy the r-tards and our track meet, I’m possibly off to Phoenix this week
Walks
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